walking dildo


male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. it’s just like using a d-ld-, except it’s not battery powered. comes from phrase “40 year old dude at the club” and most commonly known as a “big d-ck”

the opposite of good d-ck.
dude! charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?

naw, he’s just my walking d-ld-.
i won’t be seen in public with his shiftless -ss. he’s just a slump buster that went horribly wrong…

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