walking like a penguin

the walk, or waddle, one does as a huge sh-t is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they b-tt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.
luke sure had a rough day at school today. poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to cl-ss to use the cr-pper there. i think i heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.

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