Wall Girl


when you are so intoxicated at a party that you always end up leaning against a wall.
guy:”hey who’s that girl leaning on the wall over there?”

kub: “oh that’s just wall girl”
a wall girl is typically a 13-18 year old girl from wall, new jersey. they dress, act, and look like sl-ts, and are b-tches. characteristics include heavy eye makeup, knock off victoria’s secret leggings, short tan uggs, and weirdly straight hair. since they don’t live in a beach town, their moms drop them off in manasquan, where they get wasted, and then sober up before calling their moms to pick them up. h-rny guys worship them, all girls hate them, and the love themselves.
person 1: did you see what bethany posted on the gram last night?
person 2: yeah, she’s such a typical wall girl.
both: sloooooooooooooot!

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