Wallpaper

top definition
a girl that is so incredibly plain looking that she simply blends into the background.
“dude, did you see that girl at starbucks?”

“nah bruh, she was like wallpaper.”
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it’s paper. on the walls. do you really need a definition for this?
my house has mickey mouse wallpaper. got a problem wit’ dat?
3
a person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; something invisible
-“that girl is so boring. i felt like i was going to p-ss out listening to her talk.”
~”yeah, she’s such a wallpaper.”
4
when a guy c-ms on a girl and then throws money so it sticks to her.
a: dude, i totally wall papered this girl last night
b: no way, how much did you spend
a: i stuck a five to her forehead and a one to her cheek.
5
when a guy -rg-sms while wearing pants. results in the fabric being stuck to his leg.
primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.
i spent $300 at the strip club and all i got was a nice wallpapering.
6
when describing something or someone, if they are ‘wallpaper’ they not the art on the walls, they are more like the wall paper. you would not get interesting wallpaper, because you cant change it if you get sick of it, so you get something neutral, simple, uneventful.
i liked their first alb-m, but the rest have been just wallpaper.
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a paper thin booger that clings to the inside of your nostril.
timmy picked his nose today and tore down some wallpaper.
8
when you get a bl-w j-b and blow your load on the girls face then take her hair and push it into previously dropped load.
when i wallpapered that hoe, she had one h-ll of a time trting to peel her hair back!