a girl that is so incredibly plain looking that she simply blends into the background.
“dude, did you see that girl at starbucks?”
“nah bruh, she was like wallpaper.”
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it’s paper. on the walls. do you really need a definition for this?
my house has mickey mouse wallpaper. got a problem wit’ dat?
a person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; something invisible
-“that girl is so boring. i felt like i was going to p-ss out listening to her talk.”
~”yeah, she’s such a wallpaper.”
when a guy c-ms on a girl and then throws money so it sticks to her.
a: dude, i totally wall papered this girl last night
b: no way, how much did you spend
a: i stuck a five to her forehead and a one to her cheek.
when a guy -rg-sms while wearing pants. results in the fabric being stuck to his leg.
primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.
i spent $300 at the strip club and all i got was a nice wallpapering.
when describing something or someone, if they are ‘wallpaper’ they not the art on the walls, they are more like the wall paper. you would not get interesting wallpaper, because you cant change it if you get sick of it, so you get something neutral, simple, uneventful.
i liked their first alb-m, but the rest have been just wallpaper.
a paper thin booger that clings to the inside of your nostril.
timmy picked his nose today and tore down some wallpaper.
when you get a bl-w j-b and blow your load on the girls face then take her hair and push it into previously dropped load.
when i wallpapered that hoe, she had one h-ll of a time trting to peel her hair back!
top definition in eve online, wardom is how you feel after receiving a declaration of war from another corporation while waiting for something to finally happen. qbbaa corp sent us a declaration of war, and now we are just waiting for them to finally show up; we will die of wardom before that ever happens.
why take a selfie when you could take a weesie weesie- 2 or more taking a picture of themselves 🙂 pic your phone up your phone and get your weesie on
- Wetzel pretzal
top definition when someone goes to the mall, meets a girl from hot or not and gets a handjob and c-ms into a wetzel pretzal cup and the girl takes it home hey bro you gonna go wetzel pretzal another girl?
- whip it through the glass
top definition “whipping through the gl-ss” means that he’s mixing cocaine to make crack in a gl-ss pan. “whipping” means to stir a mixture. and “through the gl-ss” refers to the gl-ss pans usually used in the process of making crack cocaine. person 1: “d-mn n-gg- it stanks in here! person 2: “i makin crack […]
- white buck
top definition a man who is unable to maintain an erection regardless of how many b-n-r pills he takes “i hope i never become a white buck”