Walmart Connection


playing any online game with a poor internet connection. the connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration xbox, ps3, etc. at walmart. walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.
me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on halo when john’s walmart connection kicked in and he lagged out.
a internet connection that is very laggy
i cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a walmart connection
used by african americans when playing against them in some sort of online gaming. the term itself makes no sense to any other race, but african americans use it frequently to express the lag they might be getting from you, or lag you might be encountering.
surfnstuff92: dude i’m frickin lagging
bigboyplaya802: ay n-gg- you got a walmart connection.
lebron23: haaa n-gg- b-tch azz walmart n-gg-
-someone whose internet connection is very slow or extremely laggy.

-an insult used against people on online games when their connection isn’t up to speed.
“your page still hasn’t loaded yet? what do you have a walmart connection?”

“that b-tch lagged right past me he must have a walmart connection.”
a person who has very bad xbox live connection causing the whole game to lag.
leonardo1596 has a walmart connection.
someone who’s running a lousy internet connection.
dude, your computer is so f-cking slow

well, it’s because i have a friggin walmart connection

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