Walmart Creature


a 600 pound whale of a person fused to a small scooter that goes regularly for food at the mcdonald’s. a shotgun blast to the face fixes these things.
i nearly got run over by one of those walmart creatures, alex. dammit.
somebody that has worked fulltime at walmart for a majority of their life also known as a walmartian. they are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. they often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. they have no cl-ss and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.
dan has worked at walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.
one of the creepy people that insists on giving you a sticker at the door, even if you are over 88 years old. never refuse this sticker, or you just might have to take two. beware: walmart creatures tend to get extremely violent if shown shiny or expensive objects.
“have a sticker!”
“no thank you, walmart creature”

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