Walmart Hobbit


someone of small stature, generally a female whom frequents walmart. this normally occurs during late night hours in an attempt to ” hook up ” with another patron. a walmart hobbit also likes to publish their where abouts ( walmart ) on popular social media in an attempt to draw in their prey.
a friend of mine was working with me one night when his walmart hobbit posted on social media that she would be at said store, then shortly there after my friend then placed an outside food order in order to meet his hobbit.

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