Walmart Nascar
an event that is held everyday unknowingly sponsored by walmart by where any fly by day consumer can become an al-strious nascar driver by hopping in one of those scooter carts and burn rubber around the store at a blinding 2 mph. most notorious and famous drivers: old fat people, really fat women, lazy people, white trash, and people with diabetes. cash registers and the deli counters seem to be the pit stops, with the exit being the finish line.
hey, wanna go to the walmart nascar event today?
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