Walmart Smile
that smile that is plastered upon the face of every walmart employee that roams the building. if you work there, you smile or you get fired.
walmart greeter: welcome to walmart!
jim: did you see that guy’s smile? it looked kinda creepy..
dave: i used to work here, that’s called the walmart smile. you smile or you’re fired.
jim: oh…
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