Walmart virgin


someone who has not yet been in a walmart yet. often these people are stunned by the size of these north-american stores.

most europeans are walmart virgins. if someone loses his walmart virginity he can become a walmart sl-t.
canadian: have you been to walmart before?
dutch guy: -embar-ssed- … no
canadian: oh i see, your still a walmart virgin.
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dutch guy: i will never forget my first walmart.
canadian: i feel you men

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