Wal*Mart Worker
found primarily in the northern middle west section of the united states, a highly skilled, extremely reliable species formerly known as a “lathe operator” or “foundry worker”. typically known to have paid taxes, served in the armed forces, engaged in longstanding monogmous relationships with a female of the same species. usually producing a “family” of four children that “lathe operator” proudly sent off to college that he mostly paid for. formerly earned $30/hr. at ford motor company. metamorphosis into “wal-mart worker” seems to occur upon the onset of middle-age when “lathe operator” and “foundy workers” travel to mexico for several weeks and engage in apparent transfer of skills and expertise to native mexican species. metamorphosized “wal-mart worker” emerges from habitat after several months after he returns from mexico during a period of dormancy called “unemployment”. species is usually found in a red vest showing teeth at other north american species and saying, “welcome to wal-mart”. species appears to be less vigorous in metamorphosized state.
dad’s doing ok, even though he’s pretty depressed now that he can’t do his trade the way he used to; he’s become a wal-mart worker.
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