Walmart


a store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can’t buy a cd that has a “parental advisory” sticker.
the local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by walmart.
a chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the southern usa, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. a major compet-tor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.
c’mon louann, we gotta go to wal-mart and get mama her christmas present.
a super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the us has gone there for something.
shhh… i’m going to wal-mart.
a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores.
walmart is ghey
the store where i get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt
lets go steal some more stuff from wal mart
1. h-ll
2. a bad place to work
3. a bad place to shop
4. see number 1
i went to walmart last night… and i got third degree burns… and i think i saw satan… he was yellow.. and had a big f-cking smile on his face….he was going around slashing prices… slashing!!!
who to blame when your job has been sent to asia
i had a good paying job until walmart opened

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