Walrus Applause


when someone comes out with an utterly stupid comment and after promptly realising what they have said, you clap your hands like a walrus and sarcasticly complement their intelligence
mark: who put all these silly fans in my computer -rips them out-… oh wait, i need them to stop it overheating don’t i
jeff: -arw arw – walrus applause- well done mark, clever boy :b

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