Walsack Wolly Womper
when you wolly womp the walsack. you will need:
-a loud, caucasian, spanish-speaking male.
-a local wal-mart.
-and some lead-based chinese toys.
head over to the wal-mart and find the cleaning aisle.
then proceed to insert the lead-based toys into the walsack’s -n-l cavity. and then have the walsack ghost ride the whip in the wal-mart parking lot shouting obscene mexican phrases. the pain from the lead-based chinese toys stretching and tearing his -n-s will be incentive enough.
man 1: look mr. walsack, lead-based chinese toys.
man 2: no! not the walsack wolly womper!?!?
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