Wank-Diet


a w-nk-diet is initiated by making a promise with oneself or another person(s) to not partic-p-te in the act of masturbating.

optional: allowances at up to 1 -j-c-l-t–n per week
bob: hey bro, wanna do some dutch rudder tonight?
ted: no, i’m on a w-nk-diet.
bob: good luck, i’ll just do the stranger instead

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