Waltar
there can only be one waltar, and it is the blue whale of continental north america, the m-ssive, disgusting blob-shaped m-ss of leeching flesh called waaalllttaaarr!!!!
can also be called walter, whaltar, and waltar.
“quickly danny, turn the ship to starboard! 50 knots faster to the east!!!!”
“wait captain andrez!”
“what danny.. dont tell me..” “thar she blows, cap’n… it be… land whale!!!”
“nye, it be not land whale.. it be.. waltar!!!”
“oh god no!!!”
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