Waltard
a person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. the waltard can be found wandering walmarts aimlessly.
latin name: walmartius tardilis
all i wanted was laundry detergent and i ended up being at the walmart for two hours because the waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.
1. the population that frequents wal-mart across the country.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, bud-chugging mongoloid seen in wal-mart or in wal-mart’s parking lot.
i hate going grocery shopping. there are wal-tards everywhere!
i almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..i f-cking hate wal-mart!
term used to describe any high-functioning-r-t-rd that may be found working in your local walmart.
the waltard stocking shelves was drooling all over the potato chips.
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