Waltman
a person who somehow ruins everything…. it will make a mess, it will take your sister or girlfriend without thinking twice, it will drink all your beer, it will eat all your food, it will not pay bills, it will never make a good decision, it will crash cars, it will spend your money, it will fall in love in 5 minutes and follow a girl around the world, it wont hold a job for more than 2 weeks, it will refuse to ware underwear, it will smoke 13-22 heat missiles in a 12 hour span of time, it will have 10 rudy’s a day, and sucks at fifa……… all in all great to have around
it’s waltmans fault…. or how was your night? well waltman was there so very interesting.or god dam it waltman
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