Walton


anglo-saxon for one who guards the wall. people named walton who have people call them “walt” are rejecting over 1000 years of heritage and are f-gs.
option 1
– “hi, i’m walton”

– “hi walton, what a cool name. can i call you walt?”

– “no.”

– “wow, you are so awesome!”

option 2
– “hi, my name is walton, but you can call me walt.”

– “f-g.”
a fanatic -rs-nal supporter who watches every match on the edge of his seat whilst enjoying a quick hand shandy from a morbidly obese woman.
“hey fancy walton at the match tonight – that chick over there looks huge.”

“too right – the game looks good and she is m-ssive”

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