Wampa Sex


1.) hang your female of choice from meat hooks in a cold room. (below 32of)
2.) eat out her plump, pre-non shaven v-g-n- (see fur-burger)
3.) taunt your women with a plump t-bone steak to further her hunger for meat.
4.) proceed to climb a foot stool and mount the woman.
5.) next continue to pound her b-tt-hole with a juicy, lubed, hair-ridden p-n-s. ;]

viola! thus, wampa s-x!
1.) “i heard lars gave some dirty wampa s-x on hoth on friday.”

2.) girl #1: “i just don’t know if wampa s-x is the right thing to do, but he really wants to.”
girl #2: “if he wants it, just do it once. you won’t regret it.” 🙂

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