Wandajob
the act of giving a bl-wj-b with a mouthful of smoke from a cigarette or blunt and blowing it on the p-n-s
“dude, i was with this girl last night and she was so crazy!”
“why? what’d she do?”
“she gave me a wandajob!”
“dude! that b-tch is crazy!”
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