Wandelloth


a wandelloth is a cross-bred cold-climate species of wandella created with genetic engineering between a woolly mammoth and a wandella equipped with wands for fingers and covered with a very thick covering of hair.
hence, a large, tusk equipped, thickly covered hairy man who stands around, who works at the airport.
“dad, it’s freezing outside. all those rampers are working so hard to turn that plane. wait! what is that hairy sack of meat standing around watching everyone else work”?

“son, its a wandelloth”.

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