wanderbating
to wander whilst masterbating. frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.
i once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. wait, i walked in on him while i was masturbating. i was wanderbating.
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