wandering
walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.
friend: “where you going?”
me: “gonna go wandering around town”
friend: “ok man, try not to look like a creep”
when not smashed, but baked to some extent you have the incredble urge to go wandering and steal candy from 7-11 for your munchdown and walk for a long discussing topics of our modern world.
ben: i snagged a couple creme eggs and a mars, you? -laughs-
mike: -snorts/giggles- a creme egg!
ben: haha egg!
mike: omands creek is only 3 miles away, let’s make like hobos and go wandering there!
ben: yeah!! -snorts- hobos!
#stoned #baked #high #smashed #under the influence
the act of performing fingering but using a wand instead. commonly used by hermione in harry potter
hermione is wandering while she imagines harry getting b-tt f-cked by ron
#masturbation #magic #fingering #wand #haha
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