a weird randomer
you’re weird and random you’re a wandomer!
- jonathan swift
masturbating to cl-ssic literature in a short period of time. “i don’t have much time! quick hand me that copy of a modest proposal. i’m gonna run to the bathroom and pull a jonathan swift”.
the coolest gang ever! they are normally a gang of three friends that stick together! each member is called a gangle. because they are gang goals! wow. that is the coolest gang ever. i want to be a part of that trigangle! sadly there can only be three members!
- rusty slide wistle
when your licking a chics -ss and your fingering her p-ssy at the same time. hay i gave ur girlfriend a rusty slide wistle last night wile you were p-ssed out
bull sh-t suck my t-t kevin: my mom totally gave me money to go to the carnival last night but i just sold meth behind one of the tents. leah: bssmt
the most greatest, least selfish person in the whole world!!!! so jokes & just generally bants to be around xox yo thatchai!! you’re jokes.