wang off


when two male compet-tors attempt to prove they have a bigger p-n-s and t-st-cl-s than the other. this is done by dipping the aforementioned area in a full pint then removing the genitalia from the pint. the two pints are then compared to see whose is the fullest. the person with the fullest pint loses the w-ng off, this is of course displacement in its most beautiful form.
two blokes at a club/pub/party called “mr. ratty” and “mr. badger” decide to challenge each other to a w-ng off over a row about a girl. the winner claims his prize.

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