wangnetic


a “w-ng” whose incredible powers of attraction allow it to acquire females with unbelievable force. said females feel an innate physical attraction to it, as a metal to a magnet. its force is simply natural and cannot be acquired. many men wish that they possessed it, yet, few are blessed with it.
dude, jimbo is incredible. he’s ugly as h-ll but he still gets his bones get jumped like kids on a trampoline. he must have a w-ngnetic johnson.

the only way that guy’s getttin laid is if he gets struck with w-ngnetic powers by the hand of zeus.

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