Wank Blackout


the act of masturbating in semi-erect mode and never reaching climax because one cannot decide upon a particular w-nk model. also occurs if a series of past s-xual images is constantly infiltrated by erotic memories best forgotten (i.e. gay experiments, big fat old birds, your best mate’s ugly mum, etc.). may be linked to anxiety.
i was really in the mood for a w-nk the other night but when i got to the outdoor privvy i had a w-nk blackout.

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