Wank Bladder
the tiny bladder that contains sperm. alledged to only hold enough for around 7 w-nks.
7 also being the mystical number of w-nks before you hit the “w-nk barrier”
“i got up to seven w-nks tonight but i just couldn’t c-m no more!…think i emptied the w-nk bladder!”
or:
“i tried to get past seven w-nks but hit the w-nk barrier”
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