Wank Buddy
someone you meet up with online and m-st-rb-t- with on cam. there are two likely outcomes to this situation- you either eventually get over each other, or eventually get under each other. it depends on how excellent and s-xy the w-nk buddy is as to which you will allow to happen.
a cl-ssic mistake is performed by the “one sided” w-nk buddy- ie, only one person puts on their cam and relies on the snazzy wording of the other person to get them off. when they eventually see the other person, they usually turn out to be a middle aged fat man eating a bag of doritos with the same hand he’s w-nking with. this leads to suicidal moments and feelings of being deeply unclean. take note- screen your prospective w-nk buddy before you take off your pants and get stuck in.
“no, i don’t want to watch glee with you, i’ve got plans with my w-nk buddy”
“thank g-d i’ve got a w-nk buddy, or i’d just cry myself into a s-xless and frustrated sleep”
a friend (usually male) who you meet up with and m-st-rb-t- each other. may also include other activities depending on the persons involved.
john is steven’s w-nk buddy.
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