Wank Chariot
this phrase is a combination of the well renouned word “w-nk” which means to jerk, as in jerk off. an chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. with linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that w-nk chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.
“sorry guys i can’t come out for a drink to tonight, i am going to my w-nk chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep”
“there is nothing like going home to your own w-nk chariot”
military slang for a single bed. named such because they are only good for sleeping and masturbating feverishly in.
“can i come to yours tonight baby?”
“f-ck that, b-tch, it’s called a w-nk chariot for a reason”
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