wank chops
a term used to describe a workmate or friend who has someway managed to p-ss you off or someone who has done something wrong.
“oi w-nk chops look at the state of this!”
a traditional british w-nk, involving mint sauce and select cuts of lamb breast.
“dude, i caught dave playing w-nkchops last night, he got mint sauce all over my bedsheets!”
a complete t-ss-r, usually driving a peny-envy car
“f-ckin’ w-nkchop just cut me up!!”
confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable c-nts.
“why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?”
“for wanton animalistic -n-l s-x”
“f-ck he is so gen x”
“yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope”
“no, i meant he looked a bit like douglas copland”
“oh that w-nkchops”
a person who is so stupid and dumb they are called a w-nk chop
barry u w-nk chop chew on my lefty
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2 gay people put the heads of their p-n-s together and pour hot wax on it until their heads turn purple. “i heard that harris and his dog started wax sculpturing together in a treehouse.”