wank ear


the heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he m-st-rb-t- in a house with other people. despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his p-n-s, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any p-rnography he might be using.
aw man, since moving back home i had to sharpen up my w-nk ear.

my wife doesn’t knock when i shower, better use my w-nk ear when i rub one out.

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