wank engine


derives from the term “thomas the tank engine” but applied to a certain dandruffed overweight no-mum “thomas the w-nk engine” is appropiate as it describes hes dirty habit-t of playing with hes choad. if u are unsure of this other term look it up. choad
i wouldnt mind choo choo-ing on jackies cl-t and emptying my tank load on her engine.

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