Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)
a w-nk goblin (correct term: mastabatory goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy’s p-n-s when he w-nks too much.
the w-nk goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too w-nk happy.
young boys fear the w-nk goblin. if he’s s-xually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the w-nk goblin.
w-nk goblin (mastabatory goblin) :
james: why’re you in a wheelchair?
ashraf: -sobs- w-nk goblin bit my c-ck off!
james: me too! i’ll never w-nk again!
mom: jamal! that’s the third time i’ve caught you w-nking this week! expect a visit from the matabatory goblin…
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