Wank in the Bush


when you have an awkward b-n-r and cannot keep it in your pants any longer and there isn’t a bathroom near by, so you whip it out and pretend you’re taking a p-ss but secretly w-nk in the bush.
dan: “liam mate are you having a w-nk in the bush?”
liam: “na mate just taking a p-ss, being holding it in all day!”
#w-nk in the bush #p-ss #b-n-r #awkward #stealth w-nk

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