wank ‘n bake


when you decide to have a joint or seven with some mates but as soon as they leave and while you’re still high you have a w-nk because you “just want to see how it would feel”.
“that was a great j, maybe i should go have a w-nk ‘n bake, you know, just to see how it feels.”

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