wank plank


a piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he’s gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he’s doing stuff, he calls it his w-nk plank
1. offensive word for a completely stupid person.
2. an area used to w-nk upon. ie a p-rno mag.
f-ck off you complete w-nkplank and stop p-ssing in the drinking fountain. or that would be james’ w-nk plank, if he could get it up.
a thin-necked, floyd rose wielding guitar, built exclusively for shredding and other high speed guitar playing.

ie. ibanez jems, esp, superstrats etc…
dude, steve vai’s pink w-nk plank is s-xy!! he can play 40 notes per second!!!!!

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