wank regret


when you finish masturbating and realise that what you just jerked to was extremely odd.

you’re not you when you’re h-rny. nofap. don’t bust a nut.
“mate, i went onto the rule 34 website last night. i saw some sh-t.”
“i bet that was a serious case of w-nk regret.”

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