wank shuffle
imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. e.g an ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on
i can’t dedicate this one to one woman, i’ll put a few on w-nk shuffle
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