wank stank


possessing the aroma that one typically -ssociates with just having s-x. however, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
knock on the bedroom door.

door opens.

dave – hey bro, you wanna go get some food? i was thinking…whoa, man! this room reeks of dirty s-x! did you just get some?

steve – nah, that’s just w-nk stank.

dave – dammit steve, you need help!
possessing the aroma that one typically -ssociates with just having s-x. however, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
knock on the bedroom door.

door opens.

dave – hey bro, you wanna go get some food? i was thinking…whoa, man! this room reeks of dirty s-x! did you just get some?

steve – nah, that’s just w-nk stank.

dave – dammit steve, you need help!

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