wattup


what’s happenin’
wattup dawg?
1) a greeting ganters use to greet one another

2) a greeting said before two friends do a handshake

3) oftenly said on the opening sentence of a prank call

4) general nerds use this greeting to try and big themselves up or to make them look good infront of the more popular crowd, espaicially hot chicks
wattup, boys!?

wattup brothers!

wattup, pretty ladies 😉

wattup gansters

wattup, last night was the shiznit !

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