wankage
leftover dried up s-m-n from masturbation
timmy’s room was covered in w-nkage
1: adj: to w-nk very hard.
1(i): generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning – poor quality, not very good. ‘this is complete w-nkage’ (see also ‘suckage’)
2: v: to ‘own’, ‘pr0n’, or defeat. ‘you have been w-nkaged!’
‘how much more w-nkage can one man take?’
when a girl is hot enough to w-nk over. she is w-nkage.
i know, she is total w-nkage. it’s insane.
to w-nk hard very hard very very hard like a leetmaster w-nker , to w-nk in the metaphorical sense is bad it means you suck
supreme w-nkage was had last night
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