wankcracker
a w-nkcracker is a rather vigorous masturbation session, often caused by a person or object of great personal desire.
whilst having a w-nkcracker you are w-nkcracking.
the injury itself is a w-nkcrack. it is very painful and requires a trip to er. it is the worst possible injury a man can face.
“i had a w-nkcracker over her last night”
“open the windows, you’ve been w-nkcracking”
“he won’t be out tonight, he’s suffered a w-nkcrack”
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