Wank’d


a candid camera show in which the ‘victim’ – generally a famous celebrity – is induced through subtle forms of temptation to engage in a spot of masturbation, unaware that his or her sinful exploits are being filmed. as the unsuspecting victim approaches climax, ashton kutcher leaps out and yells “you’ve been w-nk’d”. famous victims include tobey maguire and robbie williams.
“did you see ‘w-nk’d’ last night? kutcher jumped out on carmen electra just as she was taking the d-ld- out of her -ss!”

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