the esoteric and s-xual art of being drawn on in one’s s-m-n.
“that’s a nice w-nkdoodle of a pony, you have there.”
“i would like to give you a w-nkdoodle.”
the day that falls between sat-rday and sunday on the bazz calender, which consists of eleven months, each containing four eight day weeks, and the last 13 days of the year being a giant festival for the glory of bazz. the calender, while not in widespread use, is used in various settings, such as the […]
- alpha dork
a term used to describe the dominant dork among a group of dorks. among the group of short-wave radio hobbyists, john obnoxiously exerted his status as the alpha dork among his peers, frequently swooping in to interrupt conversations with indecipherable lingo, especially as outsiders attempted to strike up conversations among his female peers.
a pabst blue ribbon. hey, hand me a pabsty.
a tiny p-n-s that is wider than it is long. the tiny chod3 was less than one inch long because it was only half an inch thick!
- chode biscuit
the pasty substance made with powder after a sweaty day that is found on a man’s chode. my chode biscuits always stain my underwear in the summertime. a complete douchef-ggot with a little tiny d-ck. don’t be a chodebiscuit or else you’ll have no friends and the hookers will not f-ck you.