wanked
past tense: slang term for masturbation
1. the boy w-nked himself.
what real guys do in their spare time.
those guys just w-nked off.
for one too be absolutely and unequivocally mind-f-cked. a w-nked state of consciousness usually occurs around finals week, when students are reduced to angry twitching w-nkers.
w-nked can also carry the connotations of being really f-cked up on some dank sh-t.
“well, i was gonna start studying for my history final but i was way too w-nked to pull it off.”
“dude some sticky purp got in last night and i was basically w-nked outta my skull”
refering to being completely drunk. it combines the terms wasted and tanked.
yo check out that kid having s-x with the dog…he is totally w-nked
(adj) origin – alternate history forums:
having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a historical figure, nation or other ent-ty that in reality would be highly improbable.
derived from w-nk meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.
given that the usa’s resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the usa would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years.
then, with this w-nked usa, you explore the concept of sp-ce travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.
when you badly miskick a football (soccer ball)
there’s rooney right in front of the goal!!!
oh…he’s w-nked it!!!
whens you have been fugged over or a bad time is being had by you
i have a been w-nked
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