Wankenstein
a sh-gaholic who has been killed in 1 man 1 jar c-mbat and resorected as a zombie. a w-nkenstein is not hungry for brains, but h-rny gay -n-l s-x.
i wish allah could c-m back and f-ck me all day long because of long d-ck. he made me h-rny every night and day. we f-cked and sh-gged watching netflix and p-rn. oh i wish i had a pet w-nkenstein!
a collage consisting of various rank b-tches from your favorite stick mags cut, paisted and constructed into the one perfect woman
i used homemade glue on this scratch and sniff w-nkenstein, see you next week dude.
a person who m-st-rb-t-s so much that it affects everything else in his personality and his life. he becomes a w-nking monster, similar to the creation of frankenstein.
fred w-nkenstein has been playing with himself so much now that he is late for work regularly.
#w-nk #m-st-rb-t- #w-nkenstein #whack-off #jerk-off
a collage consisting of rank b-tches from one’s favorite stick mags cut and arranged to form the perfect woman.
homemade glue for this scatch and sniff wakenstein, see you next week dude.
a sci fi p-rno and parody of frankenstein
we just watched “the return of dr. w-nkenstein” on hbo
the process of doing two 180 degree rotations while sliding on a rail on skis and then landing with your t-st-cl-s on the rail. pain may be involved in such a trick, especially for the gentlemen.
billy: so what trick are you going to do in the snowpark today.
johnson: i dunno, maybe a double switch-up on a flat rail.
billy: oh golly miss molly, i think you should go for a triple switch-up.
johnson: are you crazy?! if i were to attempt such a trick and land on my goods on the 3rd switch-up, i could pull off a w-nkenstein.
billy: good point. what was i thinking?
johnson: you weren’t thinking billy, and that’s what makes america how it is today.
#ski #rails #rail #snow #park #mountain
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