Wankentine’s Day
this is the w-nker’s day, celebrated on feb 14, this is similar to valentine’s day but for persons who have no s-xual partner and thus resort to w-nking themselves. this is a special day of remembrance for w-nkers of their own status.
bob: hey frank, wish you a happy w-nkentine’s day
frank: same to you bob.
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